An Apology

I want to apologise to subscribers and regular visitors for not updating my site. Want to apologise, but can’t. The truth is my priorities have been elsewhere. I have been very busy helping a Nigerian investment firm with a transaction that should ensure my financial independence from “The man” and “The man’s wife”. That should go through this week. Then there’s my letter-writing campaign to the dozens of movies, television shows, and hit musicals that have stolen my ideas. Then there’s actually writing things, which can sometimes take up an entire morning. Then there’s all the book signings and literary award ceremonies that I have to attend in my mind. I just want to warn you that you are about to be drowned in such a Tsunami of web-only content that you will want to personally come around to my house and smash me in the face. Only, where am I? That’s the question.