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How to do a Village Fair

In our fast-paced world it is easy to feel isolated and stupid. If you want to bring the spirit of togetherfullness back into your community, why not organize an olde-fashioned village fair. Keep it traditional with a hall o’ mirror, haunted yard, drinking stool, coconut gallery, and porno-tent. Make the activities fun and medieval: catapault rides, kiddie cage-fights, and such-and-such. The possibilities are endless. To create your village fair you will need:

String
Rope
Twine
Canvas
4 Household sheets (non-fitted)
Several sturdy tables
Various “carny” types
Some medium-weight ballbearings

Assemble your carnies, they’ll know what to do.

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